Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Plans, Plans, Plans
- Guitar Circle
- Ambient Album
- Exercise
- AI
- Deception/coercion
Things that make life neat
- Groove
- Patterns
- Metaphor
- Polyrhythms
- Harmonies
Monday, February 27, 2006
Clever Compositional Devices I like
- Bitonality
- Octave Displacement
- 12 Tone
- Metrical Modulation
- Fibonacci
Branches of math that interest me
- Genetic Algorithms
- Calculus (differential)
- Statistics
- Information theory
- Dating theory
Things that make me go ooh
- Retard
- Mr. Potato Head
- Rub
- Skim
- Dribble
Things that don't work for colds/flu
- O.J.
- Soup
- H20
- Vitamin C
- Anything
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Guilty Pleasures
- Fleetwood Mac
- Popsicles en masse
- Shadowfax
- Tubesteaks
- Swing Out Sister
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Things currently making me laugh
- Stewie-"exposed clitorati"
- Stewie-"I felta thigh"
- Fred Schneider
- Dazed and Confused
- Swedish Fish
Current reading
- Planet Medicine-Richard Grossinger
- Latest Guitar Player mag
- Emergence-Steven Johnson
- Consider the Lobster-David Foster Wallace
- How to Play Djembe-Betty Sansby
Friday, February 24, 2006
Restaurant Scams
- It took a long time for my food...is it free?
- You brought me the wrong thing..is it free?
- Oh, the tip's included
- I'm sorry, I can't eat ham and you gave it to me...is it free?
- Just leave
Reasons BoingBoingers are so cool:
- We're Writers!
- Skimming subjects at razor's depth and making sound interesting
- Who else gets paid to geek-out?
- FSM=GOD
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Lunch/Break discussion topics
- Bob's diet
- Winning the lottery
- Is it Friday yet?
- Females
- Fishing
Last Night's fun included:
- Djembe action
- The wrong food, but good
- Tabla action
- Myspace, yourspace
- That little trinket Eric gave me
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Phrases I uttered at work today
- F***
- G** D*****
- Piece Of S***
- What the H***
- Eat Time
Monday, February 20, 2006
Why Dobie Gillis was coolsville
- Dobie Sounds like Toby
- Eve Arden
- Tuesday Weld
- Bob Denver
- Knowing the truth about beatniks
Show or Gameshow?
- Survivor
- Elimi-date
- Jeopardy!
- The News
- The Olympics
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Tonight's food mixture waiting to explode
- Steak
- Strawberry pudding cake
- Pace picante sauce and chips
- Hershey bar
- Mug root beer
Songs in my head today
- Stacy's mom
- Never knew a girl like you before
- 2nd song on "lost album"
- Rock Lobster
- My Own Private Idaho
Foods I plan to eat in the next week
- Jerky
- Strawberry shake
- Chicago dog
- Phad Thai
- Big ass maple bar
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Stars that bug the hell out of me
- Gwenyth Paltrow
- Melanie Griffith
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Everyone on Star Trek TNG
- Tom Cruise
Friday, February 17, 2006
Slacking methods for workers
- Use bathroom 5 mins before shift ends
- Befriend the boss
- Shave off those extra mins by arriving late, leaving early
- That desk sure needs to be cleaned
- Go get that(opinion, part, sketch) at the other end of the plant
20th Century Cult Icons for *ME*
- Gurdjieff
- Zappa
- Ken Kesey
- Tim Leary
- Steve Jobs
Thursday, February 16, 2006
I love, I hate
- Lionel Luthor
- Naps
- The Sun
- Xaos
- Love, hate
Rock Stars I've Met
- Steve Vai
- Alan White
- Mike Keneally
- Ike Willis
- Chad Wackerman
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Chemicals at work that may kill me
- Cyanoacrylate
- Acetate
- Heptane
- Polyurethane
- Whatever's in my lunch
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Reasons I don't have a date tonight
- My Town=Girl Vacuum
- I don't drink
- I don't ....well, basically I don't like people
- Talking is like exercise to me
- Dating Sucks
Monday, February 13, 2006
Cds I oughtta listen to more often
- Vivid--Living Colour
- DJ Shadow
- ()-Sigur-Ros
- Zappa-Anything
- Space Island-Rob Wasserman
My Public Vices
- Meat
- Swearing
- Targeted Sarcasm
- Showing off on guitar
- Traffic laws a-go-go
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Bands in Cassette Case, '84
- Rush
- MSG
- Van Halen
- Night Ranger
- Ozzy
Ideas that never quite panned out
- Selling Bagels
- Keeping Apt even close to clean
- "God as a Teen"
- Eating Healthy
- Being friendly
Saturday, February 11, 2006
More things that bother me
- Hip-Hop slang
- Craving for popsicles at 12am
- No chocolate raisins at Sweet Factory
- Just about everything Microsoft
- Ben
Friday, February 10, 2006
Cool Seattle folks' characteristics
- Black clothes
- Some kind of fashionable eyewear with small frames--preferably oval
- Nose points skyward
- Incredible knowledge of everything
- Shoulder surfers
My Small Screen Crushes
- Allison Mack
- Diane Farr
- The Israeli chick on NCIS
- Kristen Bell
- Heather Graham
Music that Matt introduced me to
- Frank Zappa
- Soundgarden
- Lewis Taylor
- The Posies
- S.O.D
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Some of the stranger ideas I've had
- Randomly irradiate the populus in hopes of evolutionary change
- Put sensors on human skin to heighten emotional response
- Fruit juice+rootbeer = slurpee
- Do conjoined twins at head have the same thoughts?
- That whole "Gullible Gopher" thing
Musicians' ads irony
- No Drugs
- Serious Inquiries Only
- Groove Oriented
- No Flakes
- Drummer without busy style
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Items in my Apt. that will qualify me as a nerd
- Books on SQL, C#, ASP
- An Oscilloscope
- Circuit boards I've designed
- Music based on mathematical sequences
- "A New Kind of Science" with a bookmark 3/4 way through it
Crappy Imitations I do at Work
- Homer
- Stewie
- Lumberg
- John
- Bob
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Descriptive terms for my personality
- Angry
- Grouchy
- Aloof
- Disinterested
- Grumpy
Possible Reasons the Seahawks Lost
- The Referees
- The Referees
- The Referees
- The Referees
- The Referees
Monday, February 06, 2006
Reasons my Mom might think I'm gay
- I can match my clothes
- No apparent girlfriend
- I like singing some songs from "Oklahoma"
- I know who Mary Quant is
- The word Fabulous
Sunday, February 05, 2006
things that shouldn't interest me but do
- investing
- swedish fish
- jewish last names
- blogs
- management strategies
things made with mayonnaise I ate today
- mayonnaise
- potato salad
- macaroni salad
- my sandwich that had mayo on it
- cole slaw
reasons I'm on the fringe
Advertising Vehicles I Probably Won't Get To Use
- SNL
- Smallville
- Sponsorship of First Downs
- The Tecate Blimp
- TV
Saturday, February 04, 2006
what my diet consists of
- Microwave burritos in 10-packs
- ho-hos
- Caveman Kitchen
- Matt's gourmet hot dogs
- Good ol' Mom
Things That Bother Me Right Now
- The amount of gray hairs on my head
- The ubiquitousness of Jennifer Aniston
- My lack of hits on zenofguitar
- That one person at my workplace
- Women's use of the name "Cat"