Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Abilities I wish I had
- All the stuff Paul Muad'dib can do
- Charlie Epps' math ability
- X-Ray vision, of course
- If I could draw
- Sociopathy
Current Reading Vol 2
- The Science of Influence-Kevin Hogan
- Awaken the Giant Within-Anthony Robbins
- The Rosetta Codex-Richard Paul Russo
- This Month's Guitar Player
- The TV section of the Seattle Times c. 8pm
Friday, March 24, 2006
Most Driving Grooves
- Adia-Miles
- Bill Gates-Critters
- Bawitda-Kid Rock
- Outshined-Soundgarden
- Friendpuppy-Toby
Simple Good Things
- Music
- Meat
- Slurpee
- Strawberry Shake
- Spring
Thursday, March 23, 2006
80s trends I missed
- Poison-like bands
- Anything to do with Michael Jackson
- Hip Hop
- Batman
- Driving
Places I've thrown up
- Hallway between classroom and movieroom with whole class watching, 7th grade
- Out door of car with mom driving--coming home stoned and full of chicken mcnuggets
- Desyrel withdrawl, parents' house
- Bed of Garretts' truck, way to Olympia
- Courtyard of Bellevue Square, 1984, last day of Olympics
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Favorite Song Titles
- Metal Man has Won His Wings
- Cozmik Debris
- The Solid Time of Change
- Gummi Purgatory
- A Simple Way to Travel Faster than Light That Does not Work
Modern conveniences I haven't fallen for
- Grocery store preferred user cards
- Cell phone ultra plans
- High Speed Internet
- Large TV
- E-girlfriend
Sunday, March 19, 2006
'Net abbrevs I don't use
- LOL
- OMG
- IMHO
- ROFL
- MLSIOTIATT(my life sucks I'm on the internet all the time)
Saturday, March 18, 2006
What I love about the English language
- Contractions
- Palindromes
- Intentional ambiguity
- Using the wrong word on purpose
- "Jacked-Up"
Cereals I want, but don't eat
- Cap'n crunch
- Shredded Wheat with tons of sugar frosting
- Nature Valley granola
- Quisp
- Apple Jacks
Things I have too many of
- Guitars
- Stolen phrases from 70s and 80s stoner pics
- Books relating a mathematical paradigm to social patterns
- Invented words nobody will ever hear
- Blogs
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Rock stars that should have just given up
- Ringo
- Eric Clapton
- Axl
- Anyone who was in Deep Purple
- Former Zappa guitarists who lose their senses of humor, keep repeating themselves, and quote themselves in record sleeves
Toby's Sorrow
- Dating
- Mad Cow
- Hard to find Swedish Fish
- Reality TV
- Dumbasses who lack social skills
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
New employee phases
- Enthusiasm
- Willing to please
- Can't wait 'til Friday
- I need a raise
- Doesn't show up anymore
Most Painful Things
- Migraine(classic) pulsations
- Brain Freeze
- Pulling out nose hairs
- Charlie horse in foot
- Watching American Idol
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Motel Characteristics
- Pregnant girl as night clerk
- No shampoo unless requested
- Early fuckin' checkout times
- Scenes edited from 'good' movies
- Quality hanging art/artifacts on walls
Foods that avoid the whole Mad Cow thing
- Root beer
- Gummi bears
- Slurpees
- Salmon!
- Things made with corn
Monday, March 13, 2006
Foolish Music Questions
- Do you like Boston?
- Are you in a band?
- Hank Williams?
- Would you like to DJ in a strip club?
- Can you read music?
My fashion statement
- Levi's with belt
- White T-Shirt
- Birks or Tennis shoes
- Flannel shirt, open or Sweatjacket w/zipper
- Columbia fleece jacket
Saturday, March 11, 2006
People I respect for not very good reasons
- Bode Miller
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Ozzy
- Veronica Mars
- The Dog Faced Boy
People that aren't really human
- Tom Cruise
- Dick Cheney
- Neil Peart
- Ann Coulter
- Paul Allen
Friday, March 10, 2006
Best Parts of Vacation
- Flags
- View of Marin
- Sun
- Jackie Brown
- Bay Bridge
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Things that occupy my time right now
- tribe.net
- myspace
- reading about chaos
- ingrown hair
- planning....planning
Toby's late night snacks
- Hot dog bun w/peanut butter in it
- Cereal (grabbing w/hand out of box)
- Popsicles(if available)
- Oatmeal
- Nothing
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Things I say way too much for somebody so damn hip
- That's what she said.
- What's up with that?
- Standby, standby.
- Any of my electronics geektalk
- That's statistically impossible!
If I was Stewie Griffin, I would:
- Try to get some good looks at Meg
- Solve the Strong AI problem
- Use my height to my advantage
- Get one of those cute 'lil go-karts
- Make a delectable gelatin with Rupert
Important times
- Time between consecutive instances of Tom Cruise telling himself he's great: 5sec
- Time it took me to learn how to offer soda to visitors: 26 years
- Time it takes to get to work: 7min
- Time it takes me to want to injure annoying people: on average, 20sec
- Time to go and get a box of popsicles: 10min, round trip/Right Now!
Friday, March 03, 2006
Alternate Careers for Jon Anderson
- Angel
- Priest
- New Age bookstore clerk
- Ultra-nonsensical graffiti artist
- Wistful elf from the planet Zontar
Best jams w/
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Candies I miss
- Botan rice candy
- Grape lemon drops
- Caramels
- Starburst(they pull out my fillings)
- Sweet Tarts
Favorite Miles Davis tunes
- Shout
- Adia
- Miles
- Generique
- Footprints
Punishments for people who interrupt
- Very hard slap on the hand. Very hard.
- Kick in the shins
- One of those foghorn female safety devices in ear
- Interrupt them regularly
- When they interrupt say,"I would have finished, but you interrupted me"
