Wednesday, May 03, 2006
You're a "True American" if:
- Your head smells like your ass--figure it out
- The 7 foot cross hanging in your living room fell down and knocked you unconscious when you were 6 yrs old
- That "constitutional bible quote" filter works surprisingly well on your computer
- You haven't yet noticed the strings attached to all the people's hands that raise up in church
- We just gotta save Christmas from those pagan S.O.Bs
// posted by toby @ 9:00 PM 
